oh baby baby

i havent written on this blog yet, because i actually have my own, but yesterday? yesterday was worth posting. read:

yesterday morning morning i woke up to THE SAME bus that decides to rev its engine and honk its horn on the road outside my bed. its ridiculously dumb. anyways. i dragged myself out of bed but by the time i actually got down out of my bed i knew that it was going to be a very long and hard day. my hamstrings were tighter than they had ever been. i mean, it was ri-dic-u-lous. and my back. oh man. my back was (and is) absolutely horrible. actually the upper left side of my entire body is in crazy amounts of pain. it feels like someone punched me. it feels so bruised. anyways. i pushed through taking a shower and putting on my clothes. then i proceeded to go down to the baby house. by stair 3 i was about to kill myself. and the rest of the morning went like that. lots of pain in my legs and back. ibuprofen didnt work and going up 108 stairs didnt either. go figure. anyways. around 145 i was about this close to losing it. too much pain to bear. the kids had been so bad all morning. (Antonia and Estefania had been especially horrible. Estefania decided she wanted to hit everyone today. lovely idea Estefania. ) but Juliet had just like exploded in her diaper. and i was so close to getting to go on break, but i went and changed her anyways. how bad could it be really? ive changed these diapers many a time before, this is just another.

hahaaaaaaa.

so. i go in the changing room, and take off her diaper. it stinks up the place like always (she already has a diaper rash or had an ant bite her butt cause. yeahhh) anyways. i have the diaper off and so i go to reach for the wipe, but it turns out that there was none in the container. and then the diaper which is heavy with poop slides right off the table and onto the floor. me with my quick relexes jumped back and missed getting poop all over my pants, which mind you were clean. go me. so yes. now there is poop and a poopy diaper on the floor and there is still poop on juliets butt cause i havent been able to find the wipes!! so then i quickly find old not even wet wipes and while Karin (helper in the baby house) holds juliets legs up i clean up the poop on the floor. which took much longer than i expected. back to locating wipes and holding juliets legs up. aha! wipes located. thanks karin :) so then i finish wiping off juliet (and the floor. ew.) and go to throw the wipes away. of course all but the dirtiest ones make it into the trash can. the other one falls on the floor. its back to cleaning up poop from the floor! so while i have one hand on juliet and one had holding the trash can open, i clean up more poop! (dont ask how i did that. i must have an extra limb somewhere). so this has all happened in the space of about 3 minutes. thankfully juliet decided she didnt want to scream. THANK YOU BABY. then i lather up her butt with Desiten (i know you wanted to know that!) and grab a clean diaper and scoot her under it and pull the tab up to velcro it and of course! the tab snaps off! great. i now have a broken diaper. at this point i just turned to Rosita (a house mom) and we both laughed. how could i not? it was just a comedy of errors.

so i set the baby down in the play room, tiredly said goodbye to Leanette, and climbed up the 108 stairs again. hoping i make it to the top. i barely did. went on a desperate search for aleve. found some. took it. got a warm compress for my back and was out like a light. WHILE THE BAND WAS PRACTICING AGAIN. im getting good at this. (i slept through it the day before too. mind you this is no ordinary band. this is like flutes and trumpets and horns and maracas. and they're all beginners. it sounds like. SOME ONE KILL MEEEEE.)

and that was my day. oh wait. before i fell asleep i realized that i didn't quite have the spider women reflexes as i thought i did. (apparently the buzzard thought i did though. dont ask.) anyways, i realized that i had poop on my pants. yes. on my pants. greeeeat.

and THAT was my tuesday.

God is faithful to me though! i am feeling better today and found my back brace which is tightly wound around my middle. i feel like Elizabeth from Pirates of the Carribean. thankfully there are no cliffs to fall off of if i faint.