Brief recap of day one!

-Lauren broke up a fight between three year olds.
- Lauren also had a little girl sneeze in her face.
- Emily got made fun of for not rolling her "r"s correctly. Silly gringo!
- Matt found out on stage that his role as Jesus required a LOT more awkward standing than he was led to believe.
- Ashley decided not to birth nine babies at once.
- A little girl told Morgan in English that she was going to adopt her.
- Sara peeled blazing hot peppers. A billion of them.
- Beth is sort of catatonic right now.
- Matt lost a fight with garden insects and the sun...and the rain...and the mud...and six shovels.
- Lauren Haefliger became a champion corn stalk javelin thrower.
- Matt's nombre es Jesus!
- We lost Alison to the babies...no seriously, we don't know where she is.
- Cressia became a pro-stair climber and can now break walls with her calves.
- Andrea is a master charade command giver! (y no habla espanol!)
- Emily tried to consume bird food.
- Andrea and Lauren failed to discourage the eating of wild berries.
- Beth averted stick-related homicide by removing the weapon from the two year old.
- Matt handles spiders much less bravely than Sara or Lauren Haefliger.
- We all agree that this place is the greatest!!!!!

Matt and Lauren.
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