QUOTES! Round One:

Lauren Harlow and Emily compiled these. Karen, who shows up a couple times, is a wonderful woman from Switzerland who was here with Rainbows of Hope last year and came back for a while this summer. She's great! So yea, here we go.

Matt – "Girl, I will end you."

Matt - "I like peeling. It makes me a new person. Would you tell a caterpillar not to peel?"

Cressia- "Oh my stars!" (Emily says this all the time...she's wearing off on Cressia)

Matt – "I’m eating lots of folic acid. If I were pregnant my baby would be so healthy." Days later: Matt- "I bought more Special K, I'm so exci---WOAH, my baby just kicked!"

Karen - "Don’t worry guys we have an extra bus. We can take the babies home if they get too crunchy. (She meant grouchy)

Matt – "I don’t have tickles" Lauren Harlow – "I don’t have tinkles."

Matt – "I went in these aromatherapy pools in Hawaii and later that night I played tennis. I kept getting distracted by how good I smelled when I was sweating!"

Matt- "I was like one second away from cutting you to pieces with my sassy black woman accent."

Alison – "I'm lactating!" (I have no idea. They tell me it's not inappropriate. I don't believe them.)

Lauren Harlow burps. Matt- "You get more attractive every day."

Matt (while video chatting with Andrea's dad)- "We cant see you anymore so you can take your shirt back off if you want to."

Matt- "I left my jewelry purse at home. It makes it harder to be fabulous but I do my best."

Matt – "I’m surrounded by a sea of hormones that I don’t understand!"

Cressia – "I stink eggs!"

Matt – "Chastity umbrella!"

Matt – "If you have any spare time, let’s harvest some beans together!"

Emily- "I look like death!" Lauren Harlow– "If death looks like you, I welcome it!"

Matt – "I knew that owning such a trendy toothbrush would only bring me sorrow."

Matt – "My eyes are leaking." Andrea – "That’s called tears, Matt."

Lauren Harlow- "They are all esta bien."

Matt- "I am going to bed." Andrea- "Shut up!"

Matt- "I never had that much energy as a kid. I was too busy being brilliant and witty."

Karen- "I have chicken skin!" (She meant goosebumps)

Matt to Lauren Harlow- "Yes, well my blisters are awkwardly low on my back, and you have a boyfriend." (I'm looking out for you Tommy!)

Cressia- "It is good to have friends guys. I can do lots of things for you. You just wait."

Cressia- "I like stuff for adultery." Lauren Harlow- "WHAT?!" Cressia- "I like idolatry!" Lauren Harlow- "What?!" Cressia- "I like stuff from DOLLAR TREE!"

Matt- "Every time we're doing dishes I want to break out in a Stomp routine." Lauren Harlow- "Why?" Matt- "Why not? I'm in a kitchen..."

More to follow once we script out funnier things to say!

-Mateo and las chicas