This time the quotes are devoid of anything having to do with a toilet! Hooray!
Emily- “Cookie monster teaches children poor grammar.” Lauren- “So do I…”
Matt- “I am thorough like the Soviet Union.”
Matt- “Ashley, we’re standing in the cheese aisle making seal noises. Something is wrong.” Ashley- “Well what else would we be doing?”
Matt- “Does anybody else think the fire on this poster looks like spawning salmon?”
Matt- “You know, my fingernails are just the right amount of shiny.”
Matt (in the car with a cake in his lap)- “My thighs have extra friction for moments like this.”
Matt- “Friction thighs to the rescue!”
Ashley (to Matt) – “You sound like an elephant when you walk.” Matt – “That’s because I dropped out of geisha training.”
Emily – “If I was in the CIA I would learn to aim with all my body parts.”
Matt- “Speaking of anthropological experiences, Sarah Palin was in my dream last night.”
Matt- “The cornflake of death is your punishment!” Throws a cornflake at Emily. Misses. “Wait, that was the cornflake of inaccuracy! Crap. This is the cornflake of death!” Hits Emily. Emily eats it. Matt- “What?! You can’t eat the cornflake of death!” Emily- “Mmmmm, death tastes good.”
Andrea – “Alison, you inspire me to floss.”
Emily – “You just Broklahoma!”
Matt- “I’m listening to the new David Archuleta song (Something ‘Bout Love). Who knew an 18 year old Mormon boy could teach me so much about love?”
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I am just really going to miss this entertainment when you all go home!! Can you all PLEASE come home w/ Lauren Harlow one night?!!! I have just really enjoyed this deep insight into you all! =)
ReplyDeletePraying for your final week (hard to believe)!
--Denise Harlow (Lauren's mom)